“This book has more cut-ups than ten circumcisions…”
- Rabbi Yabin Tornstein

“Affected me more than altar wine after saying five Sunday Masses in a row…”
- Monsignor Timothy (the hand) O’Shanahan

“Had me doubling over in the confessional… and I was alone…”
- Father Damien von Omen

“Best tongue-in-cheek book about Catholicism since the Reformation; and we know ‘tongue-in-cheek’…”
- Bishops’ Conference on Domestic Affairs