Keith is a funny guy. And even though he’s hit the big 5-0, he still has never learned to keep his mouth shut. Anything, Anyone, Anygroup is fair game for his humor and satire. He is an equal opportunity, non-discriminating, no-holds-barred, no-sacred-cows, lampooning bastard. So, if you’re not willing, (or able), to laugh at or enjoy the satire of whatever situation arises to the warped fate of his demented wit, then you better not read his stuff!

Reader Question:	Why are you picking on the Catholics?
Author Answer:	C’mon!! Get real and eat some meat on a Friday in Lent.
Reader Question:	I understand that you served time when you were younger?
Author Answer:	While it’s true I spent four years in a Seminary, I wouldn’t call it “serving time”. Well, wait a minute now. No Girls! No Men’s Magazines! I guess I did serve time.
Reader Question:	What’s one of you favorite memories of Seminary Life?
Author Answer:	Daily access to the Sacristy and the stash of Wine it held.
Reader Question:	Did you ever play frisbee with the Communion Wafers?
Author Answer:	No, but we use to stick ‘em on our foreheads and time their holding power.
Reader Question:	Why did you leave the Seminary?
Author Answer:	Would you want to be “celibate” the rest of your life? Oooops! I guess they aren’t either! Ummmmm…